Tar Monster

Girlfriend says I cootchie-coo with
escorts and redlighters.
She's seven months preggers.
Doesn't want to look at my cheating
chromosomal clone face each day.

Says she'll smoke it out like a skunk.
Three packs a day.   The heavy duties.
Take junior on a field trip down Tobacco Road.
Nicotine guillotine.
Look like a charcoal briquette when she's done.
Tar monster.
Tickle his little chin with North Carolina's finest.
How's that for cootchie-coo?