ETA

Standing in the street
in the tarmac black of night
swinging his arms in great exaggerated circles
like signaling an airplane
onto his runway-driveway
the least he could do
after they drove 14 hours from Michigan
with a baby in the car
getting lost 3 times
even though they were following the commands
of a GPS named Mildred
but sometimes referred to simply
as Fuckhead.