the good ship lollipop

dead pigs are certainly tasty, aren't
they? except you're not supposed
to say you're eating a dead pig.
you're supposed to call it "ham" or
"pork". even though everyone
knows it's a dead pig:
spices up the nose,
and perhaps a hot dog up its
pink little piggy ass.
"if you think some of the boys in
LORD OF THE FLIES didn't
fuck some of the other boys
up their tight little asses,
well then,
you've just got no understanding
of great literature,"
thinks
the sexy naked big-dicked teenage boy
as
he watches himself jerk off
in front of the bathroom
mirror --
habits are such hard things
to break.